December 2010
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Dec 23rd
Strangest Night Ever
Last night I went to the annual party for this big name lawyer in my home town. Since I work for him, I expected to see a bunch of other lawyers and older adults, and make small talk all night. BUT NO. Instead, I wound up drinking Holiday Mojitos with my ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHERS. Small town. Locals never leave. Just chatting up my ex-teachers, friends’ parents, parents of kids I babysat...
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New Dating Book Says Feminism Ruins Relationships,... →
laurenperalta: socalfeminist: thefeministhub: sheenagirlreporter: According to this book, by two women who call themselves “the man whisperers,” feminism is killing romance, because men only like women who are docile and doting. And guess whose problem that is? If you guessed whiney, insecure dudes, you guessed wrong! It’s up to you, successful ladies, to bat your eyelashes and reassure...
Dec 18th
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Dec 16th
MY BURLESQUE ACT WAS NOT RECORDED.
So I hope there are epic pictures. I looked DAMN good as Tira and the world needs to see such things.
Dec 16th
Endurance & Patience
These are the lessons Fate is teaching me. The cards have spoken. I have not been fully listening; But I am now. And I’m ready to act.
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Dec 14th
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I need to make money fast.
2 jobs at home aren’t going to cut it sadly. m0ar is needed. Looking into becoming a Dominatrix, selling pasties on Etsy, doing tarot for cash ( I hate doing that but it just might work.) Nude model anyone? If you pay me in drugs that I can sell, we can make this work. Because the troupe wants to go to Disneyworld and I need to save for an apartment, although I’m hoping to swing some...
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Dec 10th
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I wish I was someone's Tumblr crush.
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Coworker: "If you're so smart, why are you smoking...
handgrenade2: cuntymint: Me: “Because nuclear weapons exist.” idk. Stressed.  Going to say that next time people ask me why I smoke. This is brilliant.
Dec 7th
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If only someone went down on me as much as tumblr...
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